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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:41

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Stunning Images Reveal The Sun's Surface in Unprecedented Detail - ScienceAlert
share office space ...
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
A closer look at the striking metamorphosis of Tyrese Haliburton - NBA
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
The Largest Black Hole Jet Ever Found Is 3 Times the Size of the Milky Way - The Daily Galaxy
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Common herbal supplement linked to deadly liver disease - Times of India
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
How can I effectively remove vocals from a song without affecting the music quality?
Then came..
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The Witcher 4 is being developed with a ‘console-first’ mindset, CDPR devs say - Polygon
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
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Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Scoop: Every Senate Dem demands Trump withdraw military from Los Angeles - Axios
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
No way
Nothing Phone (3) camera, battery and charging specs spill in new leak - Notebookcheck
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Probability of Asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting the Moon increases - theregister.com